You know the basics of silverware, the knife, fork, spoon, and perhaps even a spork thrown in there just in case. But what about the other hybrid cutlery? The knife and fork mash up makes a knork. The knife and spoon can mix together also creating a spife. The combination of all three creates the rarely seen, magical, splayd. Thus creating a grand unification theory of the three basic pieces of everyday silverware.
Theory
A Grand Unification Theory Of Santa
There’s a fine line between being a mythical creature like Santa Clause and an evil twist on religion like the Spanish Inquisition. As we all know, with great power comes great responsibility, but if you through in some creepiness about knowing wether you’ve been naughty, if you’re sleeping, and a red suit you get an amazing combination leading to gifts! This grand unification theory venn diagram of Santa should help you sort it all out.