The Grand Unification Theory Of Silverware

You know the basics of silverware, the knife, fork, spoon, and perhaps even a spork thrown in there just in case. But what about the other hybrid cutlery? The knife and fork mash up makes a knork. The knife and spoon can mix together also creating a spife. The combination of all three creates the rarely seen, magical, splayd. Thus creating a grand unification theory of the three basic pieces of everyday silverware. 

grand unification theory of cutlery and silverware
grand unification theory of cutlery and silverware