grand unification theory of santa

A Grand Unification Theory Of Santa

There’s a fine line between being a mythical creature like Santa Clause and an evil twist on religion like the Spanish Inquisition. As we all know, with great power comes great responsibility, but if you through in some creepiness about knowing wether you’ve been naughty, if you’re sleeping, and a red suit you get an amazing combination leading to gifts! This grand unification theory venn diagram of Santa should help you sort it all out. 

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Fuckoffee Cafe

You love coffee and the caffeine that comes with it is pretty much needed to function at all. So I like to remind people about my need for less talkee and more coffee in the morning. Or as this coffee shop named itself, Fuckoffee. Damn hilarious to name a real shop with a name like that. There are a bunch more funny restaurant and bar signs over this way as chalkboard signs.

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The Funniest Restaurant and Bar Chalkboard Signs

A lot of bars and restaurants now have funny chalkboard signs out front to entice new customers to come try their food and drinks. But these people aren’t just telling us a dumb daily special or standard list of the games they’re playing on their tv’s that day. Nope, they’re getting witty and punny with their signs. And, since they’re here with pictures, they’re clearly working to some extent more than a simple informational sign.

Featured Sexy StarWars Costumes and Clothing Roundup

Sexy Star Wars Costumes

These are the sexy Star Wars women’s costumes you are looking for. Now that it’s socially acceptable, sexy even in certain situations, we can show off all of our amazing Star Wars clothing. According to Disney, they are planning to release new Star Wars movies and spinoffs each year as long as they continue making money. So, forever. And that means you should have upgraded your costume collection by now to include at least some awesome Star Wars gear. 

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Separation Of Church And State

Let’s talk about separation of church and state for a minute. America was founded with a strong will to keep church and religion out of schools and government and it’s high time we push back to that ideal with extreme prejudice. No, I don’t mean removing basic religious freedoms, those must stay for all people. But those ideas like creationism that has no basis in scientific fact must be kept away from any laws, regulations, and teaching institutions. Refusing to teach evolution and allowing religious doctrine to dictate curriculum should be criminally punished as child abuse.

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The Natural Beauty Of Snowflakes

The infinite variation and natural beauty of snowflakes is amazing. As you check out the gallery of amazing macro photos of snowflakes think about the designs and how the space created between them insulates and makes the world seem quieter by absorbing more sound. Nature in one of its many awe inspiring forms up close and so beautiful that it’s become art. The natural beauty of snowflakes captured in amazing close up photographs.

Cookie Monster Christmas

A Cookie Monster Christmas

Look, I love cookies, and therefore the cookie monster. What’s not to love? He’s big, blue, and fluffy… and loves cookies probably to make him not sad and blue on the inside. So, it may not be appreciated by your neighbors, but here are a few things to get your started on a fully decked out Cookie Monster Christmas.

StarWars Inspired Tattoo Gallery

Awesome Star Wars Tattoos

Alright, you should have seen Star Wars 7 by now, so I can post whatever I want without caring about spoilers (there’s no spoilers here anyway). Now that it’s a mainstream phenomenon, it’s ok for you to show off that bad ass Star Wars tattoo in public. But if you don’t have one yet, here’s some sexy tattoo inspiration to help you design your own. Looking forward to seeing all the new tattoos of BB-8 and the new Sith that will surely happen soon.

Beautiful Benches Outdoor and indoor benches

25 Beautiful Benches

25 gorgeous benches for your inspiration. While many of these were seem to be intended for outdoor use, they would be equally beautiful pieces for your homes entry way as they would be around a back yard patio or fire feature. I’m luving the sculptural quality many of these have and obviously the organic live-end style wood benches that really look like they were made from trees, not just processed plastic. 

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21 Great Watercolor Tattoos

Since everyone is loving the other post on watercolor tattoos, let’s check out some more. Lots of delicately shaded multi-color flowers, abstract splashes of color, and some kittens and unicorns just for fun. But really you’ll Luv the abstract splash style flower tattoo for the back of your legs. Amazingly pretty and uncommon, but probably really uncomfortable especially at the back of your knees when you’re getting it done and while healing.