You’ve obviously herd (deer jokes?) of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. This is his my funnier, clearly English, cousin Rudeolph The Rude Nose Reindeer. What a cunt. I’ll just file that away for funny Christmas cards to use next year for all my cunty mates. Haha, just kidding, I don’t have any friends.
Santa
A Grand Unification Theory Of Santa
There’s a fine line between being a mythical creature like Santa Clause and an evil twist on religion like the Spanish Inquisition. As we all know, with great power comes great responsibility, but if you through in some creepiness about knowing wether you’ve been naughty, if you’re sleeping, and a red suit you get an amazing combination leading to gifts! This grand unification theory venn diagram of Santa should help you sort it all out.