You’ve obviously herd (deer jokes?) of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. This is his my funnier, clearly English, cousin Rudeolph The Rude Nose Reindeer. What a cunt. I’ll just file that away for funny Christmas cards to use next year for all my cunty mates. Haha, just kidding, I don’t have any friends.
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A Cookie Monster Christmas
Look, I love cookies, and therefore the cookie monster. What’s not to love? He’s big, blue, and fluffy… and loves cookies probably to make him not sad and blue on the inside. So, it may not be appreciated by your neighbors, but here are a few things to get your started on a fully decked out Cookie Monster Christmas.