I think therefore I am - groot

The funniest quotes you’ve ever seen.

The funniest quotes you’ve ever seen. Most quotes websites are at least vaguely trying to attribute quotes to the correct speaker or author. Not Quack Quotes. Everything is intentionally absurdly attributed to the wrong person, tv character, or some other crazy thing.

Check out some ridiculously funny, clever, and even sad examples:

Speak softly, but carry a big stick.
Speak softly, but carry a big stick. – Gandalf
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It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. – Homer Simpson
I think therefore I am - groot
I think, therefore I am Groot.

The site then shows you the real quote attribution, if you don’t already know it, when you hover your cursor over the quote card. Click in to the individual pages to weigh in on the quote and who it’s falsely attributed to in the comments section. You can even submit your own quotes for posting if you think you are ridiculously funny enough. So go learn something deep while you laugh.

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